A College Seniors Very Realistic Resume

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If you want to live the life you were meant to live, you have to own who you arestrengths, weakness, vulnerabilities, and all. You have to choose to be you every single day instead of letting other peoples opinions or ideas dictate the choices you make. In partnership with Taco Bell and their Feed The Stories program, were bringing you authentic stories by some of Thought Catalogs most promising writers who stand out as individuals committed to living life to the absolute fullest.

Name: Basic, You Can Tell Im Blonde And From Connecticut

Address: Shitty Student Housing; Living With Three Savages Who Definitely Will Not Tell Me If You Actually Mail Me A Letter

Phone: I dont answer calls from strange numbers unless they leave a voicemail, is that going to be an issue?

Email: Look! I went to a good school!


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College student who sweatout the final months of the supposed best four years of her life. Stressed. Living on a strict diet of coffee and Adderall. Looking for a job that will impress her parents friends so that her parents leave her alone. Need a salary that would allow her to live in a single bedroom in a major city while also continuing to support her Amazon Prime addiction.

Ideal position would be anything that wouldnt require her to wear pants or heels.


Chef, My Apartment

Have been told my quesadillas are hella dank.

Bullshitter, ENG10A

Assigned a 10-page final paper on Beowulf. Somehow completed and highly valued by TA, despite only managing to read the first 5 lines before exploding into flames.

Research Assistant, Facebook

Totally found that girl who texted John back in November and now know she had side bangs in 2009.


Extensive knowledge of almost all male celebrities actual heights

Can stop a drunk girl from crying in under 5 minutes

Befriending people who have easy-to-remember passwords on their Netflix accounts

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